Tuxedo – Without Your Love
Sooooo you just took that girl you met on Tinder to some overly-priced dinner and manned your way through 45 minutes of boring conversation and excessive eye contact. You arrive back to your place to “cuddle & watch Netflix”. The shitty rom-com ends and she’s tipsy from that 15 dollar bottle of wine you got from the local grocery store. What do you do? You clean your scrotum and throw on the funkiest of funk some good ole Tuxedo. 100 percent guaranteed take you from a ground rule double to an in-the-park homerun in less than 180 seconds.
Trust me on this one.