Justin Bieber Gets Roasted By Snoop Dogg, Kevin Hart, Ludacris, Shaq & More

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On Saturday night, the Comedy Central “Roast of Justin Bieber” was officially taped. The likes of Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Kevin Hart, Martha Stewart, Hannibal Buress and many more had the honors of blasting the star.

While the official show won’t air until March 30th at 10 PM, a few of the jokes are already available for your enjoyment. Even Justin gets to throw a few shots out as well:

1) “I’m here to give Justin Bieber some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison … Change up those tattoos. You have an owl on your arm and the word patience on your neck. I would suggest the words white power, full back, so you don’t look like some 14-year-old girl’s Trapper Keeper.” —Martha Stewart

2) “Justin Bieber, the man. Why are you here? … You are about to get fucked harder than Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez.” —Chris D’Elia

3) “You gotta give it up for Justin. He started from the bottom and he’s still a bottom.” —Hannibal Buress

4) “Justin’s life changed when Usher heard one of his songs and liked it, which only goes to prove that Usher ain’t black.” —Snoop Dogg

5) “… You haven’t put out an album in three years. What are you doing? If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of One Direction fucking your fans.” —Jeffrey Ross

6) “Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she’s dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?” —Jeffrey Ross

7) “You’re like our beetles. Not the band, the bugs that live in shit.” —Natasha Leggero

8) “You acted so much like a pussy on the show that Ellen tried to eat you.” —Ludacris

9) “Look, I’m new to comedy, but here’s a joke: What do you get when you given a teenager $200 million dollars? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.” —Justin Bieber

10) “Martha, thanks for coming. I know that’s something you probably don’t do much of anymore.” —Justin Bieber


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