So Nickelback Has A New Song… And It’s Worse Than Anything They’ve Ever Made


Nickelback is… back with their new single “She Keeps Me Up,” and apparently they now make pop / disco music. They think they’re Maroon 5 or something. But worse, much worse.

Let’s play a game: see how far into the “song” you can get before throwing your computer out the window and turning on some Taylor Swift to level things out with.

Like, WTF kind of lyrics are these?!

“Funky little monkey, she’s a twisted trickster / Everybody wants to be the sister’s mister / Coca-Cola rollercoaster”

I’m done.

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